There are three brunch options – an English one, a continental one and a massive one. We had the continental, with the addition of waffles (which brought it up to £17 per head plus drinks). Another one of  Louise’s amazing ideas. I wish she was my girlfriend

We washed down the pastries, fruit salad, bagels and waffles with Bloody Mary’s and Prosecco. The birthday boy had a Porn Star Martini. Of course